The sociopath in the next room.

What's grosser than gross? My roommate!

In general I don't mind this person, but the sanitation leaves a lot to be desired. I have lived here for 3 weeks. So far, I have coped with the following:

Fun with Salmonella: This is what you risk when you prepare raw chicken and touch surface after surface without washing your hands. Touch the counter, touch the stove, touch the fridge and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. I have to wonder if he thinks salmonella is some sort of urban legend.

Slow Cook in Perpetuity: Your average person makes dinner in a slow cooker, leaves it on for 6-8 hours, eats and then refrigerates the contents. Unless of course you're insane. Then you think it's OK to leave the cooker on for 3 days and continue eating the contents. I'll give you a minute to process that.

Fun with Feces: Why house train your dog when you're home? Let your brand new roommates discover the fun and joy of having shit conveniently at their door. Make sure not to clean it up after you've obviously seen it. Bonus points for allowing the dog to saturate the carpet with piss.

Exhibitionist Tendencies: Have sex with your girlfriend. Leave the door WIDE open so your roommates can hear you moaning and groaning. Do this constantly so they know it's not a one time fluke.

Green Cream: Open sour cream. Discover green substance growing on the surface. Do you throw it away? Nah. Simply remove to green funk and enjoy!

Can I use your bathroom? You know, the bathroom that is connected to your bedroom and doesn't have locks on it? Cause that's not weird at all. No sir.